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>From:	Turner,Ronald L., 102660,66
TO:	Rusty VanBondo, INTERNET:vanbondo@primenet.com
DATE:	12/1/96 6:30 PM

RE:	Copy of: Ch**slers "inventions"

>BTW: I also heard a radio ad announcing Chysler's invention of the
>"Auto-Stick" in their '97 models. Un-huh. add it to the list.
>-VanBondo\

Well....letseee here.....
They've "invented" the following so far....

-"Ch**sler - We invented the Minivan"   (a.k.a. the sh*tbox)
- "Ch**sler - We've thought of everything" Introducing our revolutionary concept
of  dual sliding doors on a van  (what a breakthru concept!!!)
-"Autostick transmission"   Duh, there's a first..... (Hmm....weren't they the
ones who also came out with that push button auto trans? looks like that one was
a real winner too)
-a (sorry excuse for a) Pickup truck with 3 doors....(or was that chevr-oilet?)

can anybody else think of any more of their "inventions"??

chris