>
 >What your car says about you:
 >
 >Acura Integra     	- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
 >Acura Legend    	- I'm too bland for German cars
 >Acura NSX         	- I am impotent
 >Audi 90               	- I enjoy putting out engine fires
 >Buick Park Avenue       - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
 >Cadillac Eldorado       - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
 >Cadillac Seville        - I am a pimp
 >Chevrolet Camaro        - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
 >Chevrolet Chevette      - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I
 > 			  have a 'Vette
 >Chevrolet Corvette      - I'm in a mid-life crisis
 >Chevrolet El Camino     - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
 >Chrysler Cordoba        - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
 >Datsun 280Z             - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
 >Dodge Dart              - I teach third grade special education and I voted
 >			  for Eisenhower
 >Dodge Daytona           - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
 >Ferrari Testarossa      - I am known to have problems in bed
 >Ford Fairmont           - (See Dodge Dart)
 >Ford Mustang            - I slow down to 85 in school zones
 >Ford Crown Victoria     - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and
 >			  change lanes when I pull up behind them
 >Ford F-150 pickup       - I live in a trailer and my good dishes have Elvis
 >			  on them.
 >Geo Storm               - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
 >Geo Tracker             - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
 >Honda del Sol           - I have always said, half a convertible is better
 >			  than no convertible at all
 >Honda Civic             - I have just graduated and have no credit
 >Honda Accord            - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
 >Honda Passport          - I'm fooled by every disguise of the Trix rabbit.
 >Infiniti Q45            - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
 >Isuzu Impulse           - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
 >Jaguar XJ6              - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is
 >			  in the shop 280 days per year.
 >Kia Sephia              - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
 >			  Corp.
 >Lamborghini Countach    - I only have one testicle
 >Lincoln Town Car        - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
 >Mercury Grand Marquis   - (See above)
 >Mercedes 500SL          - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
 >Mercedes 560SEL         - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
 >Mazda Miata             - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
 >MGB                     - I am dating a mechanic
 >Mitsubishi Diamante     - I don't know what it means either
 >Nissan 300ZX            - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
 >Oldsmobile Cutlass      - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
 >			  fortune off the parts
 >Peugeot 505 Diesel      - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
 >Plymouth Neon           - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
 >Pontiac Trans AM        - I have a switchblade in my sock
 >Porsche 911 Turbo       - I have a three inch thingie
 >Porsche 944             - I am dating big haired women that otherwise
 >			  would be inaccessible to me
 >Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
 >Saturn SC2              - (See Honda Civic)
 >Subaru Legacy           - I have always wanted a Japanese car even
 >			  more inferior than Isuzu
 >Toyota Camry            - I am still in the closet
 >Volkswagon Beetle       - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
 >Volkswagon Cabriolet    - I am out of the closet
 >Volkswagon Microbus     - I am tripping right now
 >Volvo 740 Wagon         - I am frightened of my wife
 >

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Frank Terhaar-Yonkers
Cisco Systems, Inc.
Engineering Services, W2 F3 5
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Research Triangle Park,  North Carolina  27709
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