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Subject:Re: Copy of: Ch**slers "inventions"
From:Rob
Date:Sun, 01 Dec 1996 22:59:32 -0400

At 05:04 PM 12/1/96 -0600, you wrote:
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>---------- Forwarded Message ----------
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>From:	Turner,Ronald L., 102660,66
>TO:	Rusty VanBondo, INTERNET:vanbondo@primenet.com
>DATE:	12/1/96 6:30 PM
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>RE:	Copy of: Ch**slers "inventions"
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>>BTW: I also heard a radio ad announcing Chysler's invention of the
>>"Auto-Stick" in their '97 models. Un-huh. add it to the list.
>>-VanBondo\
>
>Well....letseee here.....
>They've "invented" the following so far....
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>-"Ch**sler - We invented the Minivan"   (a.k.a. the sh*tbox)
>- "Ch**sler - We've thought of everything" Introducing our revolutionary
concept
>of  dual sliding doors on a van  (what a breakthru concept!!!)
>-"Autostick transmission"   Duh, there's a first..... (Hmm....weren't they the
>ones who also came out with that push button auto trans? looks like that
one was
>a real winner too)
>-a (sorry excuse for a) Pickup truck with 3 doors....(or was that chevr-oilet?)
>
>can anybody else think of any more of their "inventions"??
>
>chris
>
>
I wonder if they have some young guy who wanders around VW junk yards
looking for new things to invent?

Rob