>From: "James Perdue" <jdp@mhc.edu>
>Organization: Mars Hill College
>To: dperdue@metrolink.net
>Date: Sat, 8 Feb 1997 10:06:06 EST -0500
>Subject: (Fwd) The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss (fwd)
>Priority: normal
>
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>Date:          Wed, 2 Oct 1996 22:58:41 -0400 (EDT)
>From:          John Aedo <jaedo@eola.ao.net>
>To:            Dolfin <dolfin@eola.ao.net>, admin@eola.ao.net,
>               Consultant Fun List <consfun@ucf1vm.cc.ucf.edu>,
>               Miracle <miracle@eola.ao.net>, Dark Lord of Sith
><blube@eola.ao.net>,
>               Patrick Molter <pns@eola.ao.net>,
>               Susan Paige Hicks <comet@eola.ao.net>, Gerry Jones
><torgo@tdi.net>,
>               Brett Martin <bdm05233@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu>,
>               Ellen Farr <emf49106@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu>
>Subject:       The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss (fwd)
>
>Dunno who wrote it, but it's hysterical!  Enjoy!
>
>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>
>     I really did not kill my wife.
>     I did not slash her with a knife.
>     I did not bonk her on the head.
>     I did not know that she was dead.
>
>     I stayed at home that fateful night
>     I took a cab, then took a flight.
>     The bag I had was just for me.
>     My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
>
>     When I came home I had a gash.
>     My hand was cut from broken glass.
>     I cut my hand on broken glass.
>     A broken glass did cause that gash.
>
>     My friend, he took me for a ride.
>     All through LA, from side to side.
>     From north to south, we took a ride.
>     But from the cops we could not hide.
>
>     My trial lasted for a year.
>     A year! A year! Just sitting here!
>     The DNA, the HEM- the HAW!
>     The circus-hype the viewers saw!
>     A year! A year! Just sitting here!
>
>     Found guilty you know I will appeal!
>     Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!
>     I'll wheedle and whine- I'll cut a deal!
>     To hear "not guilty" so glad I'll feel!
>
>     Did you do this awful crime?
>     Did you do this anytime?
>     I did not do this awful crime.
>     I could not, would not anytime.
>
>     Did you take this person's life?
>     Did you do this with a knife?
>     I did not do it with a knife.
>     I did not, could not kill my wife.
>
>     Did you hit her from above?
>     Did you drop this bloody glove?
>     I did not hit her from above.
>     I cannot even wear that glove.
>
>     I did not do it with a knife
>     I did not, could not kill my wife.
>     I did not do this awful crime.
>     I could not, would not, anytime.
>
>     And now I'm free, I can return
>     To my own house for which I yearn.
>     And to my family whom I love.
>     Hey now I'm free-- Give back my glove!!!!!
>