>>Do Not Read Until Friday, your time...:)<<

Hadnt seen this one before....got a kick out of it...

<and they pick on bugs!!:( >

          The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that
           Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

 20 Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!

 19 Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.

 18 Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.

 17 Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

 16 Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
					[ObVW]
 15 No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.

 14 Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.

 13 LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

 12 You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black
    hole driving home from work.

 11 You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear
    horizontal stripes.

 10 That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

  9 Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose
    a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.

  8 Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.

  7 Bugs never see you comin'.
   [Unfair ObVW]
  6 You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

  5 Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
   "It's there before you order or it's free!"

  4 Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to
    not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.

  3 License plate: "Me=mc2"

  2 Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week!

       and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
          Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...

  1 Chicks dig it.

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