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>   WHO HAS THE  HUBCAP?
>    In Germany, the young assistant pastors do not live in the
>    main rectory.  That is reserved for the Pastor and his
>    housekeeper.
> 
>    One day the pastor invited his new young assistant pastor
>    to have dinner at the rectory.  While being served, the
>    young pastor noticed how shapely and lovely the
>    housekeeper was and he wondered...
> 
>    After the meal was over, the middle-aged pastor assured
>    the young priest that everything was purely professional
>    and that she was the housekeeper and cook and that was
>    that.
> 
>    About a week later the housekeeper came to the pastor
>    and said, "Father, ever since the new assistant came for
>    dinner I have been missing one of my hubcaps from my beloved
>    Volkswagen. You don't suppose he took it, do you?"
>    The Pastor said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter."
>    So he wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying you did take the
>    hubcap and I'm not saying you did not take the hubcap.  But the
>    fact remains that it has been missing since you were here
>    for dinner."
> 
>    The young assistant received the letter and he answered it
>    as follows: "Dear Father Pastor, I'm not saying that you do
>    sleep with the housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do
>    not sleep with the housekeeper.  But I do know for sure
>    that if you slept in your own bed you would find the hubcap."
 
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Todd Francis
'86 Westy Syncro
'91 Tristar