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You might be a Yankee if...
 > >>
> >> > >>
>> > >>      1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
> >> > >>      2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY.
> >> > >>      3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire
		> >>sauce"correctly.
> >> > >>      4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
> >> > >>      5) You don't know what a moon pie is.
> >> > >>      6) You've never had grain alcohol.
> >> > >>      7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra.
> >> > >>      8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
> >> > >>      9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen>
		> >>are on road trips.
> >> > >>      10) You have no idea what a polecat is.
> >> > >>      11) Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals,
		it goes over your head.
> >> > >>      12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a
>		 >>poodle.
> >> > >>      13) You don't have bangs.
> >> > >>      14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
> >> > >>      15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out
> 		>>of>the same prep school in Connecticut.
> >> > >>      16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to
> >>		> >>get his own TV fishing show.
> >> > >>      17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you
> >>		call>them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
> >> > >>      18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
> >> > >>      19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a
> >> > >>            gun-and-knife show.
> >> > >>      20) You think more money should go to important scientific
> >>research at your university than to pay the salary of the head
> >>football coach.
> >> > >>      21) You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the
> 		>>house.
> >> > >>      22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone
> >> > >>            from getting on an on-ramp on the highway.
> >> > >>      23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed
> >		>stores.
> >> > >>      24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at
> 		>>Neiman Marcus.
> >> > >>      25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
> >> > >>      26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the
> 		>>side of the road and stopping.
> >> > >>      27) You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
> >> > >>      28) You don't know what applique is.
> >> > >>      29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took
> >>		place>within the context of a football game.
> >> > >>      30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob,
> >> > >>            Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob).
> >> > >>      31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to
> >>		make>>one.
> >> > >>      32) You've never been to a craft show.
> >> > >>      33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
> >> > >>      34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
> >> > >>      35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
> >>  >>
> >
> 
>

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>From: Hy Siegel <hys@worldnet.att.net>
Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: You might be a Yan...
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 1997 13:55:09 +0000
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>> > >>      You might be a Yankee if...
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>      1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
>> > >>      2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY.
>> > >>      3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire 
>>sauce"correctly.
>> > >>      4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
>> > >>      5) You don't know what a moon pie is.
>> > >>      6) You've never had grain alcohol.
>> > >>      7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra.
>> > >>      8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
>> > >>      9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen
>>
>>are on road trips.
>> > >>      10) You have no idea what a polecat is.
>> > >>      11) Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals,
>>it 
>>goes over your head.
>> > >>      12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a
>>poodle.
>> > >>      13) You don't have bangs.
>> > >>      14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
>> > >>      15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out
>>of 
>>the same prep school in Connecticut.
>> > >>      16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to
>>
>>get his own TV fishing show.
>> > >>      17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you
>>call 
>>them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
>> > >>      18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
>> > >>      19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a
>> > >>            gun-and-knife show.
>> > >>      20) You think more money should go to important scientific
>>research at your university than to pay the salary of the head
>>football coach.
>> > >>      21) You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the 
>>house.
>> > >>      22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone
>> > >>            from getting on an on-ramp on the highway.
>> > >>      23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed 
>>stores.
>> > >>      24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at 
>>Neiman Marcus.
>> > >>      25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
>> > >>      26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the 
>>side of the road and stopping.
>> > >>      27) You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
>> > >>      28) You don't know what applique is.
>> > >>      29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took
>>place 
>>within the context of a football game.
>> > >>      30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob,
>> > >>            Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob).
>> > >>      31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to
>>make 
>>one.
>> > >>      32) You've never been to a craft show.
>> > >>      33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
>> > >>      34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
>> > >>      35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
>>  >>
>

Hy Siegel
Fort Worth, Texas
hys@worldnet.att.net

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