Subject:  GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES

The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 means that all company
cars will now be of German Origin. To this end, the Company has
produced the following list of German Motoring Phrases:

1.  Die BlinkenLeitein Tickentocken = Indicators
2.  PullKnob und KnuckleChoppen = Bonnet
3.  Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
4.  Das Kulink mit Schlippenund Shaken = Clutch
5.  Der Phlatt mit Bloodyfukken = Puncture
6.  Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner Driver
7.  Das Bagsaroomfurschagginkin = Estate Car
8.  Der flippenFlappenschitspreader = Windscreen Wipers
9.  Der KlunkenKlinkenfrauleintrappen = Seat Belt
10. Das Buch fur Arsewipen = Highway Code
11. Die DippenuntDazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
13. Der Fukkengratetrucken = Lorry
14. Der Bananawaltzen = Skid
15. Das Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near Accident

The Company hopes that all drivers will find this information of use.
Regards
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Shawn Wright
Manager, Information Systems
St. Michaels University School
3400 Richmond Rd, Victoria, BC
Canada                 V8P 4P5
(250) 592-2411 Fax: 592-2812
e-mail: swright@smus.bc.ca
http://www.smus.bc.ca
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