In a message dated 97-07-14 19:29:58 EDT, JordanVw@aol.com writes:

<< << Hidden under the light coating of pine needles was an entire circular 
  driveway covered in used carpet!  They managed to get loads of light 
  beige carpet and just layed it out and drove on it, parked on it, 
  etc.  The stuff will last for years, cost is right...
 ...w/ a brewskie on that old pea green naugahyde lazy-boy recliner
 you found behind the local WalMart in a dumpster...wipe it down w/ a coat of
20-50motor oil, and the rain will roll right off it!! 
 Neighbours giving you dirty looks?

 He'll the're just jealous they don't have their living room/ garage in their
 front yard! :<)
 
 sorry jeff, i just had to..  :<)  >>

Vacuum cleaners are oft thrown items in the dumpster, I recomend Eurkea, as
this means "I have found it" in Latin. perfect for cleaning up after a long
day of tinkering.

sorry jeff, i just had to, also..  :<)

oh, the things I have made good after the previous owner gave up,
gmbulley
faifax, va