yup. once again, that old clock on the wall tells me that it's time for ...
the Weakly Statz!! :) a random compilation of digits and letters that, if
correctly decoded, will lead you to the location of the Lost Dutchman Mine!!
(or was that a Dutchman with a Lost Mind???)  anyway, here they be:

here's WHERE you all are:
-AUS         4 AL           7 ID          2  NE          3  PA.E.PHI    8
-AUS.ACT     2 AR           2 IL          2  NH          3  PA.W.PIT    1
-AUS.NSW     3 AZ           1 IL.BLM      1  NH.MAN      2  RI          5
-CAN         4 AZ.S.PHOE    2 IL.CHI      5  NH.PLY      1  SC          1
-CAN.AB      1 AZ.S.TUCS    3 IN          2  NJ          2  TN          3
-CAN.AB.CAL  1 CA           1 IN.BLM      1  NJ.C        1  TN.W.MEM    1
-CAN.AB.EDM  3 CA.BA       38 IN.IND      2  NJ.N        5  TX          2
-CAN.BC.INT  1 CA.N         1 IN.MUN      1  NJ.S        2  TX.AMA      1
-CAN.BC.VAN  5 CA.N.SAC     6 KS.KC       4  NM          2  TX.AUS      5
-CAN.BC.VIC  5 CA.NE        1 KY          2  NV          2  TX.DAL      7
-CAN.MN.WIN  1 CA.S.LA     10 LA          1  NY          1  TX.FW       1
-CAN.NB      1 CA.S.SD     10 MA.E        1  NY.E        1  TX.HOU      7
-CAN.NS.HAL  3 CA.S.SLO     1 MA.E.BOS   17  NY.E.ALB    1  TX.SAN      1
-CAN.NS.SJ   1 CA.WC        1 MA.E.NBED   2  NY.E.LI     6  UT          6
-CAN.ON      1 CO.N.BOU     4 MA.W        2  NY.N        1  UT.SLC      1
-CAN.ON.OTT  1 CO.N.DEN     4 MD          1  NY.NYC      5  VA          2
-CAN.ON.TOR 11 CO.N.FTC     2 MD.C.BAL   10  NY.W        1  VA.C        2
-CAN.PQ      1 CT           4 MD.SC       1  NY.W.BUFF   1  VA.E        1
-CAN.PQ.MON  3 DC           1 ME          1  NY.W.ROCH   1  VA.N        5
-CAN.PQ.QUE  1 DE           2 MI          4  NY.W.SYRA   1  VA.N.ALEX   6
-CHILE       1 FL.C         1 MN.DL       1  OH.C.COL    5  VA.N.FRED   2
-DEN         2 FL.N         7 MN.MSP      8  OH.N.CLE    5  VA.W        1
-ESP         1 FL.NW        1 MN.N        2  OH.S.DAY    1  VT          3
-GER         5 FL.S         1 MO.CG       2  OH.SW.CIN   1  WA          2
-IRE         2 FL.SW        1 MO.KC       1  OK          2  WA.C        1
-IT          1 GA           1 MO.STL      5  OR.NE       1  WA.NW.SEA  13
-NL          1 GA.C         1 MT          4  OR.NW.CORV  1  WA.SW.VAN   1
-SWE         3 GA.E         1 NC          1  OR.NW.PORT  6  WI          1
-UK.ENG      2 GA.N.ATL     5 NC.C.CHAR   1  OR.W.EUG    1  WI.S.MAD    3
-UK.ENG.BIR  1 GA.SE        1 NC.C.CHILL  1  PA          1  WI.S.MIL    3
-UK.ENG.LON  5 GA.W         1 NC.C.GB-WS  4  PA.C        1  WV          1
AK.ANC       4 HI           1 NC.C.RA-DU  5  PA.E        1  WY          2
AK.FB        3 IA.CR        1 NC.E        1  PA.E.ALL    2
AK.JUN       1 IA.DM        1 NC.W.ASHE   2  PA.E.HAR    3
       Unknown     213      Total       695

and here's WHAT you all are:
50 Microbus   0, 59 Microbus   2, 68 Bus   4, 80 Vanagon  23, 91 Eurovan   1
51 Microbus   0, 60 Microbus   1, 69 Bus   3, 81 Vanagon  20, 92 Eurovan   0
52 Microbus   0, 61 Microbus   2, 70 Bus   2, 82 Vanagon  37, 93 Eurovan  27
53 Microbus   0, 62 Microbus   1, 71 Bus  18, 83 Vanagon  25, 94 Eurovan   1
54 Microbus   0, 63 Microbus   2, 72 Bus   9, 84 Vanagon  66, 95 Eurovan   8
55 Microbus   1, 64 Microbus   3, 73 Bus   9, 85 Vanagon  67, 96 Eurovan   1
56 Microbus   0, 65 Microbus   6, 74 Bus   9, 86 Vanagon  62, 97 Eurovan   7
57 Microbus   0, 66 Microbus   5, 75 Bus   4, 87 Vanagon  85,
58 Microbus   1, 67 Microbus  13, 76 Bus  10, 88 Vanagon  23,
                                  77 Bus   7, 89 Vanagon  23,
                                  78 Bus  13, 90 Vanagon  25,
                                  79 Bus   3, 91 Vanagon  35,

 Microbus   37 - Camper   8, Panel    3, Pickup   5, Kombi    4, Deluxe   7
 Bus        92 - Camper  50, Panel    1, Pickup   4, Kombi    3
 Vanagon   491 - Camper 243, Panel    0, Pickup   9, Diesel  20, Syncro  71
 Eurovan    45 - Camper  17, Panel    1, Pickup   1, Diesel   3, Syncro   1
 Total     665

Vanagon Mailing List   693 people,   665 vehicles
    37 Microbus,    92 Bus,   491 Vanagon,    45 Eurovan
    20 Wanabus,    165 Lurking Sniveling Unknowns :)

For details of where/when the next camping event in your area is,
Watch your list and/or contact the following folks:
----------------------------------------------------------
Caifornia: Here, there, and around:
   http://www.vanagon.com/journeys/ccc/
California: North, Central, SF Bay Area:
   busgirl@netcom.net
Intermoutain-West: Utah, Wyoming, Idaho
   kokopelli@sprintmail.com
   sjones@tetondata.com
Northeast/New England/New Hampshire:
   jonr@empire.net
Virginia, Washington DC, Maryland:
   dfleming@moosebird.com
Southern Wisconsin:
   rodavies@facstaff.wisc.edu
North Carolina, Triangle Area:
   rapalmer@unity.nscu.edu
North Georgia/NE Alabama/East Tennessee/W North Carolina:
   deasterw@st6000.sct.edu
Oklahoma, Kansas:
   jjrodgers1@compuserve.com

CANADA:
  Ontario:
    http://www.sentex.net/~yvan/volks!

If you are interested in joining a club dedicated to the
preservation, restoration, and enjoyment of 1968 and newer buses,
and receiving their bi-monthly newsletter, Check out LiMBO
<limbo@bcn.net>  <URL: http://www.bcn.net/~limbo/>

If you are interested in joining a club dedicated to the
preservation, restoration, and enjoyment of 1967 and older buses,
and receiving their bi-monthly newsletter, Check out NEATO
<neato@rt66.com> <URL: http://www.mindspring.com/~deasterw/neato.html>

There is another bus list for those folks interested in
only air-cooled buses. to subscribe, send email to
Listserv@bigkitty.azaccess.com   with text of:
subscribe type2 John Doe
(where John Doe is your name). to post to the list itself
email to Type2@bigkitty.azaccess.com

Warm the cockles of your heart with a VW Transporter coffee mug
... high quality drawings of the generations of Buses. contact
   Richard Palmer <rapalmer@eos.ncsu.edu> for more info.

FAQ and Archives available from:
 http://halfdan.med.umn.edu:8853/misc/archives/vanagon.html
 ftp site:    lenti.med.umn.edu:/pub/vanagon

WWW/HTTP info available from:
 http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov
 http://www.automatrix.com/~skip/volkswagen
 http://www.supernet.net/~jclark/vw/vwpage.html
 http://www.alldata.com/
 http://tigger.as.arizona.edu/~dlytle
 http://query5.lycos.cs.cmu.edu/cgi-bin/pursuit/vanagon
 http://www.vanagon.com/
 http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/3392/
 http://www.kiz.com
 http://www.village.org/vw/parts/
 http://www2.ari.net/dworkin/vw/
 http://www.calweb.com/~thom/barndoor.html  .../vw.html
 http://www.infocom.com/~paulr/vw
 http://www.pipeline.com/~tforhan/swhome.htm
 http://www4.ncsu.edu/eos/users/r/rapalmer/www/
 http://www2.zone.ca/~jblp/type2    map of bus locations
 http://www.type2.com/Sermons    Bob Hoover Sermons
 http://ebus.simplenet.com/Volkswagen
 http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/8249/
 http://www.armory.com/~y21cvb/charlie/charlie.html