Many people are asking about the meaning of the different sounds
emanating from their vans. I compiled a list of the more interesting
sounds my vans have made over the years.

Here I am,  Saturday morning, bathrobe and coffee, intently reading the list
of sounds.  I get to number 10 and find that I am wearing most of my coffee!
Sometimes the joke that is slid into an unexpected place gets the biggest
laugh.  Thanks for the laugh, but I wasn't planning on a shower yet.

Gary