Harbor dropped its price for a parts washer from $99 to $89 and for some
reason I am dying to have it. (you have to ask for the special price)

I can't sleep.

Every time I walk on the street, all I can think about is that parts washer.

It looks so cute, red and blue and all.

I *need* it bad.

Now I have to hold the horses here and ask:

Why in the world do I want a parts washer in the first place? Why don't I just
stick the part in some turpentine in a glass bowl or a bucket? Why do I need a
parts washer? What is wrong with me?