David Writes after I write:

<> Contrast that with the path of least resistance called Chrysler Minivan
>> ownership or Toyota ownership.  People do that trip because they can't do
any
>> better or don't know any better.  Their punishment for this lazy path is to
>< come back in the next life as a Dung Beetle.

<Another put down, is anyone counting?

Hey David,

I was trying to put a happy face on the whole deal for you.  I was trying to
inspire you to attempt greater things, to live large Vanagon style.   I have
failed miserably obviously, completely contrary to my intent.  Does this mean
I won't be invited up to the house for free beer?  If I send you my address
will you send me the free beer anyway?  If you live within the AAA free towing
radius of my house I can drive my Vanagon over and pick the beer up.

Seriously David,  I'm hoping all these back and forth barbs are being taken
and given in the lighthearted playful spirit of Vanagonoging  on your end just
as they are being delivered on our end.  Think of it as initiation into the
cult.  Someone will send you the special purple robe and 3/8 inch ratchet
wrench later.

To hold up your end of the deal you really must buy that first Vanagon though.
If it turns out to be the ride to hell after all, just leave it beside the
road somewhere with the keys in the ignition and someone who needs it to rob
filling stations and convenience stores will surely find it and appreciate it.
Thats what I call Win-Win all around.

Glad to be of help in the decision making process,

Sincerely,

Carl Turner
84 and 85 Westy (I dunno why)

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