Ok guys
I was waiting fot friday.But you pushed me.
1 Officer, didn't I beat you up in high school?
2 Officer, do you have any nude pic of your wife?
  Of course not sir.
  Do you want to buy some?
3 50mph in a 35 mph zone?Ha I was going 85mph, think your radar is not
radaring properly.
4 Hey I know you, your the boy who always pee's in his pants.
5.Just get me the ticket copper, I'm in a hurry
6.Yea, I bet this money will go for a future donut shop.
7.Officer check out the $50 on the back.
8.Ok filler her up with the best gas you got.
9.What do you mean officerrrr  I waited 2 hours for that stop sign to
change.
10.Officer, do you know who I am. Yes sir I do and will be wait to hear
what you got to say on 17 aug.

Timothy O. Crooks wrote:
>
> They forgot 'Millions Of Parts Arranged Ridiculously' (Mopar) and 'Got
> Mechanic Coming?' (for GMC),
>
> Late braking wrote:
>
> > Thought some of you might get a kick out of this ,  theres also
> > another
> > list of car acronyms on this same site to check out that doesn't
> > include
> > VW ( thank goodness)
> >
> > Bill K
> > CT
> >
> > http://www.thebigshow.com/BITPAGES/NOTCOP10.HTM
> >
> > http://www.thebigshow.com/BITPAGES/CARACROS.HTM
>
>