And the number one worst thing you can say to a cop:

"Sure it's Ok by me if you want to search my Vanagon!"

> I was waiting fot friday.But you pushed me.
> 1 Officer, didn't I beat you up in high school?
> 2 Officer, do you have any nude pic of your wife?
>   Of course not sir.
>   Do you want to buy some?
> 3 50mph in a 35 mph zone?Ha I was going 85mph, think your radar is not
> radaring properly.
> 4 Hey I know you, your the boy who always pee's in his pants.
> 5.Just get me the ticket copper, I'm in a hurry
> 6.Yea, I bet this money will go for a future donut shop.
> 7.Officer check out the $50 on the back.
> 8.Ok filler her up with the best gas you got.
> 9.What do you mean officerrrr  I waited 2 hours for that stop sign to
> change.
> 10.Officer, do you know who I am. Yes sir I do and will be wait to
hear
> what you got to say on 17 aug.
>
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