To cheer you all up here are a couple of excerpts from the classified
section of city newspapers:

Illiterate? Write today for help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once and you will never go anywhere again.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
Experience preferred.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced 
and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

Bj�rn