Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 11:34:22 -0400
From: geo <gamills@ns.sympatico.ca>
Subject: how to beat a speeding ticket?

The woman in question >driving an audi<, a cute blonde as it happens,
was
pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol
motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and
opened his ticket book she said:

"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's
Ball."

He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she just smiled.
He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle, and
rode away down the highway.

Geo

Ch
'89 SyncroBeast Vanagon
'87 16V GTI
'80 850 Yamaha Special
'87 16V GTI w/ hale damage - parting out - body gone, parts remain
'89 16V GTI w/ toasted motor
'86 Scirocco (8 valve w/ auto) - SO's - now w/ it's own hale damage

Prior Lake, MinneSnowta  -  soon, real soon - they say Sunday  ;)