On Thu, 19 Nov 1998, Robert A. Alexander wrote:
>
> Me Ex, after the divorce, told me she considered the Vanagon to be an
> "unsafe" vehicle because it had no engine in the front to "protect" her
> from being crushed in a "head-on"!  So, she continued to never check the
> oil level OR the coolant level (as was her normal pattern of behavior)
> and blew the shit out of the SECOND engine I had to have put in for
> her!!!  Anyhow, she finally got herself a Chrysler mini-van and gave me
> the Vanagon.
>
> I emailed her the pics of the devastated Volvo and it made NO
> impression.
>
> BEWARE, all you single dudes!!!  Ex-married women WILL not believe
> anything you tell them!!!  DRIVE your VW Vans around all you want.
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  ANY
> woman who expresses ANY dislike for your  van you can IMMEDIATELY
> DISCOUNT as any possible future prospect for a really sensual, sexual,
> prospect for marriage OR long-term romance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>
> I speak from experience!!!  I am addicted to sailing.  IF any woman asks
> you "just how fast will this boat go". consider her to be anathema!
>
> BOB
>

    Hey Bob,

   I don't know about this...,., My X-girl friend loved my Vanagon.
after we broke up she pulled some real strings to try to have me
jailed! All that she really did was piss off the copes, the DA, the
judge and her lawyer after I finnally had the oppertunity to shut
them all up. In the mean time It cost me thousands in leagal fees
and one of my Vanagon. I can't honestly say that this has anything to
do with liking Vanagons...........................

                     Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee