

| Subject: | (F) Whiskey Joke |
| From: | Brian Doss |
| Date: | Fri, 4 Dec 1998 15:28:29 EST |
Guy walks into an exclusive metropolitan bar on the 50th floor of a skyscraper. He sits down beside a good looking guy with 10 empty shot glasses in front of him. He's amazed when the guy says "give me another round" and the bartender pours him 10 more shots of top shelf whiskey, which he downs one after the other. More to our friend's amazement, the guy then stands up, stretches his arms, walks over to an open window and jumps out. Just before he hits the sidewalk, he slows to a stop, and makes a graceful landing. A few minutes later, the elevator opens up, and out walks the good lookin guy, who immediately takes his seat back at the bar. He then asks for another round of 10 shots and repeats his death defying performance. Now stupified, our friend says "howd' you do that", and the good lookin guy says "it's really nothing". So our friend asks for 10 shots, dumps them down his throat, and jumps out the window, plunging to his messy death. The bartender looks at the good lookin guy and says "boy Superman, you're a real but-head when you drink!"
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