Did you hear that Bear Bryant's widow moved to Auburn last fall?   Yeah, she
wanted to get as far away from football as she could!!!!!1

Dimwitted Moose and Flying Squirrel
-----Original Message-----
From: Bill <Bill@FREEHOLDER.COM>
To: vanagon@VANAGON.COM <vanagon@VANAGON.COM>
Date: Saturday, December 12, 1998 9:09 AM
Subject: Re: more southern humor

>At 12:57 AM 12/12/98 -0600, you wrote:
>>oh, i have, too, heard this! not everybody gets to go to college
>>down here. some of us like Auburn AND Alabama.
>
>I was sure pleased to read your post about Alabama football.  I haven't
>heard much about them lately, and I didn't think they were still bothering
>to field a team.  It's good to hear that they are still holding onto
>tradition.
>
>BTW, how do you get an Auburn graduate off your front porch?
>
>             Pay him for the pizza.
>
>
>Bill (SE Arizona) (Bill@freeholder.com) HTTP://www.freeholder.com
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