I always carry an extra can of spam in my van wherever I go.  Sure comes in
handy when you want to get people to go away:
"howdy"

"Hi <sigh>"

"You eating there?"

"Yupp"

"What's ya havin? <asked invitingly>"

"Spam Sandwich"

"Well, gotta go!"

solutions are good
chris

X-'61 Single Cab       (gone to a great home)-X
'74 The Thing        (Thingy 1 )
'82 Westfalia        ( Turd )
'90 Jeep Cherokee    (rocksanne)
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