"Pollard, Matthew" wrote:

> warning, this is a dirty-ish joke. read with caution.
>
> > A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that
> > the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping
> > out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first
> > gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk
> > around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,
> > decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big
> > bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he
> > makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.  After
> > finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the
> > mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It
> > looks like you blew a seal."  "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just
> > ice cream."
> >
> >

Man, should this be explicit???? Get real, its just kids talk!  <G>

Per