>> > Subject:        Technology for Country Folk
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>> > TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK
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>> > LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
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>> > LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
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>> > MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
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>> > DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk
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>> > MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
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>> > FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
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>> > RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
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>> > HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
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>> > PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
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>> > WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
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>> > SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season
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>> > BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
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>> > CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
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>> > MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
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>> > MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
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>> > DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
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>> > LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
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>> > KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang truck keys
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>> > SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs
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>> > MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
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>> > MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
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>> > MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
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>> > PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
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>> > ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
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>> > RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the
>> > rifle when yer wife asks ya
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