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>>>LOOK OUT FOR THESE VIRUSES !!!
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>>>Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
>>>e-mails everyone about what it did.
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>>>Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is
>>>stored.
>>>
>>>Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
>>>
>>>Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to
>>>100MB,  then slowly expands to 200MB.
>>>
>>>Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Deletes all old files.
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>>>Ellen Degeneres virus: Disks can no longer be inserted.
>>>
>>>Titanic virus (a strain of Lewinski virus): Your whole computer
>>>goes down.
>>>
>>>Disney virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
>>>
>>>Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
>>>
>>>Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
>>>
>>>Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but
>>>it'll be back.
>>>
>>>Lorena Bobbit virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
>>>floppy then discards through windows.
>>>
>>>Viagra virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
>>>
>>>Clinton virus: gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
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