Report: Vulgaria May Possess Flying-Car Technology

WASHINGTON, DC--State Department officials are "deeply concerned" by a
just-released report that Vulgarian despot Baron Bomburst has acquired
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the fantastical flying car created by zany, limber
inventor Caractacus Potts.

"Vulgaria is already a leader in the fields of child abduction and
wife-beating," Secretary of State Madeleine Albright said. "If they can
reverse-engineer the Potts device and discover the tactically crucial,
splendiferous technology of airborne, turn-of-the-century Grand Prix
racers, the global balance of power could potentially be altered forever."

(from The Onion, www.theonion.com)

G. Matthew Bulley
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