From: Robert A. Alexander <satcong@VOL.COM>

>Joel - What's happened?  You got yet another girl friend, now,
huh?
>Face it, you & I would have never escaped from Con Son island if
we
>hadn't reeked of nouc mam sauce!

REEKing is right!!! but it wasn't nouc mam sauce. :)

>PVC, which seems to be the only thing on earth nouc mam has no
effect

that, and porcelin ... like toilet bowls and bedpans.

>upon.  Remember, this is the batch I'm producing for commercial
use.

so now you're working for Dow Chemical?? i thought they had quit
the chemical warfare business?

>Folks, Joel is trying you scare y'all.  Must have something to
do with

folks, be afraid. be VERY afraid!!! this stuff makes 5-alarm
salsa look like whipped cream.  even animals won't eat this stuff
... they have more sense.

>layer of 10mm of salt, followed by a tightly packed layer of
fresh fish,
>ANY species (longitudinal cuts down both sides and the abdomen),

i.e., ANY species nobody else will eat!!! like cancer-covered
eels, stuff like that.

>top, a ONE-WAY valve inserted into the lid to allow for the
escape of
>various gasses due to the fermentation.  Since the production of
safe

in layman's terms, we call this 'rotting'.

>access to the barrell.  Kept at 25-30 degrees C for 6 weeks, the
barrell

that's about 100 degrees F  for the rest of us. now, you KNOW
what you smell like after a few hours in that temperature ... can
you imagine what this stuff smells like after rotting in that
temp for SIX weeks!!???? it'll gag a maggot and make buzzards
faint!!!

>is tapped and the "nouc mam" drawn off.  This stuff is truly
amongst the
>Gods' delight of edibles.

not in my religion!

>Of course, the "commercial" nouc mam cooking out behind the
clinic is
>NOT meant to be used for human consumption!  That stuff is what
I hope
>to use for totally cleaning out Vanagon trannys, crankcases, CV
joints,
>etc.  I think it may revolutionize the cleaning/restoring brake
systems!

it'll definitely make tailgaters back off. but then, you might
get stopped for driving while wearing a gas mask!

>easily accomplished.  It's also the absolutely BEST flux to use
before
>soldering copper!

and, as we say in the  gastro-intestinal ward at the local
hospital, you'll be all fluxxed up after eating this stuff!!!
:)

unca joel
trying to make his intestines last until AFTER the Millennium!!!