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Subject:Re: Twelve, Six and a verdict on Vanagons
From:Bob Norman
Date:Thu, 1 Apr 1999 09:33:36 -0330

Robert A. Alexander wrote:
>
> HK - Personally, I like the propane-fired, anti-carjacking device
> developed down in South Africa!  Can't find the website right now, but
> will, but one punch of the valve and 7' flames shoot out both sides of
> one's Vanagon!  The manufacturer claims it's non-lethal, BUT I think I
> can modify the device to make it VERY lethal!!!  I really don't want to
> partially TOAST some slime-ball who lives, gets really pissed at me and
> finds me again, would you?
>
> I thought ahead about my cellular phone.  I placed five ounces of
> plastique in it and have armed it to explode with the first
> long-distance call that is dialed.  I never use a cellular for long
> distance calls and my daughters have been earned.  In fact, when they
> carry my cellular phone, they know that I will reward them if they "give
> it up" to one of the slime-balls who threaten them at the mall.  Just
> hope the slime-ball waits until he is outside to make that long-distance
> call!!!
>
> BOB - WA4RRN
> '85GL - "Bourgeois"
> http://www.malelesbiansrule.org

Ok,
You people are starting to scare me. Lets get back to VW's or at least
non-death and maiming related discussion. :^)

--
Bob Norman
'81 Westy
Gander, Newfoundland
Canada
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside of the
earth.