BOB wrote:
I thought ahead about my cellular phone.  I placed five ounces of plastique
in it and have armed it to explode with the first long-distance call that
is dialed.
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Bob--
If I believed for a minute your bravado-speak, I'd say you better talk with
a lawyer about your defense strategy. I don't think twelve of your peers
would think your exploding trap was cute...

G. Matthew Bulley
Bulley-Hewlett & Associates
Cary, North Carolina, USA
www.bulley-hewlett.com
phone: 888.468.4880 (tollfree)

-----Original Message-----
From:   Robert A. Alexander [SMTP:satcong@VOL.COM]
Sent:   Wednesday, March 31, 1999 11:48 PM
To:     vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject:        Re: Twelve, Six and a verdict on Vanagons

HK - Personally, I like the propane-fired, anti-carjacking device
developed down in South Africa!  Can't find the website right now, but
will, but one punch of the valve and 7' flames shoot out both sides of
one's Vanagon!  The manufacturer claims it's non-lethal, BUT I think I
can modify the device to make it VERY lethal!!!  I really don't want to
partially TOAST some slime-ball who lives, gets really pissed at me and
finds me again, would you?

I thought ahead about my cellular phone.  I placed five ounces of
plastique in it and have armed it to explode with the first
long-distance call that is dialed.  I never use a cellular for long
distance calls and my daughters have been earned.  In fact, when they
carry my cellular phone, they know that I will reward them if they "give
it up" to one of the slime-balls who threaten them at the mall.  Just
hope the slime-ball waits until he is outside to make that long-distance
call!!!

BOB - WA4RRN
'85GL - "Bourgeois"
http://www.malelesbiansrule.org