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Subject:NOUC MAM VANAGON ADDITIVE!/FRI.
From:Robert A. Alexander
Date:Fri, 16 Apr 1999 20:04:52 -0400

Volks - Your problems are over when it comes to "additives" for our
Vanagons!  Thanks to Unca Joel's recipe, I'll be tapping the strongest
Nouc Mam sauce this side of Phouc Vinh in just two more weeks.  I have
two 55 gallon oil drums of the fish/salt mush just about ready to go.

-10ml dose to one's tranny is guaranteed to restore the original luster
to all moving parts.
-30ml dose to one's oil sump will DISSOLVE all dirt/grime/particulate
matter, polish all the bearings, rods, crank and pistons!
-60ml dose in the gas tank will produce "like-new" injector orifices,
clean & neutralize ALL the junk accumulated in the fuel system, polish
valves & seats, totally eliminate head gasket problems AND increase
mileage/power by 30-35%!!!
-Bubba Bob's Authenic Nouc Mam will also amaze folks when used to remove
those nasty remains of "Love-Bugs" on the windshields of FL Vanagons!
One atomized light misting of the windshield and you watch Love-Bugs
disappear before you eyes.  It's also the best rust-remove you'll ever
see!!!
-Since NOTHING can survive within Nouc Mam, my sauce can STILL be used
on rice, veggies and dead animal flesh!

Come 1 May 99, I'll be offering an ABSOLUTELY FREE MONEY-BACK deal for
List Members!!!  For the first 384 List Members (3 gallons of quality
Nouc Mam!!!) who respond, I'll send one-ounce samples of this Nouc Mam
sauce to each, along with the usual disclaimers/warnings/MSDS safety
sheets.

Distributorships/Franchises available.

BOB - WA4RRN
'85GL - "Bourgeois"
http://www. BubbaBobBBQs.org

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