Volks:

The takeover is now nearly complete.

It began with addicting Americans to Canadian Whisky, then converting them
to Canadian Back Bacon.

Then, we began the media assault. We got Peter Jennings into ABC in a Senior
Capacity. Now, there are so many Canadians working there, that ABC now
stands for "America By Canadians".

Finally, the Presidency. You will note that, as has become well known to the
public recently, even though Bill Clinton cannot "speak" French, apparently
he can kiss that way.

Fait Accompli.

Marshall Ruskin
84 Westy (reporting from the Southern Front)
-----Original Message-----
From: Robert A. Alexander <satcong@VOL.COM>
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Date: Friday, April 16, 1999 8:57 PM
Subject: CANADIAN THREAT!/FRI!

>Fellow VolksMasters - I have been advised about an active Canadian
>Conspiracy that threatens AMERICA!
>
>Have you noticed how so many of these Canadians are trying to get us to
>"Buy Canadian" because the exchange rate is advantageous?
>
>Have you noticed how much stuff is manufactured up there in Canada that
>looks JUST like the stuff WE manufacture?
>
>Have you noticed, excepting some of the Canadian Guvmint Folks, even
>speak English just like US???
>
>Well, I have, here in my hands, infrared satellite photos of the
>USA/CANADIAN border which show, CLEARLY, that the Canadians are MASSING
>folks all along our border with them.
>
>VOLKS, I do believe an INVASION of the good ole USA is IMMINENT via
>these radical CANADIANS!!!
>
>BOB - WA4RRN
>'85GL - "Bourgeois"
>http://www.CanadianTreachery.com
>