>I was driving in my Westy yesterday, and I drove over a cat!
>
>Distraught, I went to the closest house and knocked on the door. Some man
>came to the door, and I said I was very sorry, I ran over your cat, and I'd
>like to replace it.
>
>Fine, he said. How are you at catching mice?
>
>Cheers!

Marshall,

I will trade you our two cats (excellent mousers) for your batteries even
up!  You can replace the roadkill cat and keep the other!

Other offers for "Hermann" and "Heidi" entertained.  Trade for parts???

Tony

Anthony L. Mourkas
Hampden, Maine, USA
1984 Vanagon Westfalia
1987 Vanagon GL Syncro
1991 Jetta Eco Diesel
1997 Felines (2)