All these stories are happening in Orlando Fla right?... Does Mini & Mighty
Mouse know about these blatant acts of cruelty... have the Fla. authorities
for tourism caught wind of this plot to destroy their billion dollar
fantasyland mascots prodigy?? Do you even realize the potential for disaster
you risk by taking this capitol punishment plot into reality?... Headline...
Something smells in Fla... Ricky Rat missing and presumed dead. All the
cheesy flags at Ricky Rat World, have been lowered to half mast.... rumors
persist that a strong rat underground invasion force is plotting a takeover
of Vanagon air filters and slipping into Canada undetected. Their mission...
try & take over the Cheddar capital's assets.... a close source at Kraft
Canada working with a famous oriental tea leaf reader, discovered this coded
message in a covert pile of droppings... all 15 border guards on the
Canadian frontier have been put on alert and told to reduce their coffee
breaks to only 6 a day and Fabreeze any Vanagon & it's occupants trying to
enter... One Officer ....Doright of the Royal Canadian Mounted Mouse Patrol
was quoted as saying...We always get our mouse, mounted or stuffed, they
make nice slippers, especially those big Cajun ones.

-- Original Message -From: Brent Christensen Subject: Re: Rodent smell

> **Warning: this e-mail contains graphic descriptions of rodent
mortality,***
>
> We had a nice big rat nest in one of our outside walls right behind the
> kitchen sink.  I managed to kill one ...&  I killed the other one with a
hand trowel ....  Chased him around the patio while my wife screamed and
tried to follow us with a flashlight - boy did I feel like a
 Great White Hunter)