You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if:

You've repainted your van camo.
You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank.
Your female companion has big hair.
You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't
       bother knocking."
Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi.
You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
You replaced the front bumper with steer horns.
You travel with three or more dogs.
You recarpeted the van with shag.
You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping.
Your antenna sports a Confederate flag.
Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them.
Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months.
You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed
       more people than my gun."
Your horn plays "Dixie."
You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van.
You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as
       Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann.
The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams.
Or, you live in SE Arizona.

Bill (SE Arizona) (Bill@freeholder.com) HTTP://www.freeholder.com
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It ain't what you don't know that hurts you,
it's what you do know that's wrong.