Bill,

That silhouette ain't no woman.  And if you can spell silhouette, you ain't
no redneck!

Karl Wolz
(Central Arizona)

----- Original Message -----
From: Bill <bill@FREEHOLDER.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, June 25, 1999 8:13 PM
Subject: Redneck Vanagon Owners (F)

> You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if:
>
> You've repainted your van camo.
> You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank.
> Your female companion has big hair.
> You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't
>        bother knocking."
> Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi.
> You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
> You replaced the front bumper with steer horns.
> You travel with three or more dogs.
> You recarpeted the van with shag.
> You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping.
> Your antenna sports a Confederate flag.
> Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them.
> Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months.
> You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed
>        more people than my gun."
> Your horn plays "Dixie."
> You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van.
> You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as
>        Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann.
> The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams.
> Or, you live in SE Arizona.
>
> Bill (SE Arizona) (Bill@freeholder.com) HTTP://www.freeholder.com
> ----------------------------------------------------------
> It ain't what you don't know that hurts you,
> it's what you do know that's wrong.
>