That was great!  I started laughing out loud almost immediately!

Where can I buy one of those "rockin" stickers?  <he he>  I'm serious !!!
HKS

At 08:13 PM 6/25/99 -0700, Bill wrote:
>You may be a redneck Vanagon owner if:
>
>You've repainted your van camo.
>You've installed a beer keg in place of the water tank.
>Your female companion has big hair.
>You have a bumper sticker that says, "if this van's rocking, don't
>       bother knocking."
>Your replacement engine is a 426 Hemi.
>You have fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
>You replaced the front bumper with steer horns.
>You travel with three or more dogs.
>You recarpeted the van with shag.
>You have a portable redwood deck to set up when camping.
>Your antenna sports a Confederate flag.
>Your mudflaps have a woman's silhouette on them.
>Parts of your Vanagon are primer colored for more than three months.
>You have a bumper sticker that reads, "Ted Kennedy's car has killed
>       more people than my gun."
>Your horn plays "Dixie."
>You have mounted more than four driving/fog lamps on the van.
>You've named your Vanagon Bubba, or two women's names, such as
>       Betty Jean, or Laurie Ann.
>The tread on your tires is deeper than some streams.
>Or, you live in SE Arizona.
>
>Bill (SE Arizona) (Bill@freeholder.com) HTTP://www.freeholder.com
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>It ain't what you don't know that hurts you,
>it's what you do know that's wrong.