Yo ! Listees! THIS COMING WEEKEND IS THE ILLUSTRIOUS:

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CHUCKY'S REDNECK VW CAMPout #003
JULY 10 & 11
TRIPLE CREEK CAMPGROUND  COSBY, TN
A VW Camp out with a twist --
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Free Food, Free Entertainment, Free Dash Plaques for the first 50, Event
Shirts, Redneck King & Queen Awards, Chili Cook off, Redneck 500, Buddy
McDonald Memorial Bike Rally, Midnight Beer belly Contest --

This is not a camp for recovering rednecks nor is it a camp providing
instruction on becoming one. This is a VW camp out for those who just
want to be one for the weekend. We dress redneck, talk redneck, tell
redneck jokes, play redneck games and have a ball doing it. This is a
family gathering so we don't really use the entire redneck vocabulary.

CAMPGROUND: Sites are creek side with water & electric - $15. Great tent
sites also. Playground for children and lots of room for bicycles.

FREE BUFFETS: Provided by Chef Chucke' and Chef Jere'. You're welcome to
bring a side dish but it's not required.

CHILI COOK OFF: Provide 2 quarts of your best chili for judging (the
judge gets one spoonful, the rednecks eat the rest). Winner gets a
weekend for 2 at Chestnut Ridge Cabins near Dollywood.

REDNECK KING & QUEEN: Decided Saturday evening by the rest of us
rednecks.

BIKE RALLY: Mountain Bike type course laid out within the campground.
Winner awarded a plaque provided by Buddy McDonald.

REDNECK 500: You've got to be there.

BEER BELLY CONTEST: Men parade before the ladies who will, after a pose
down, decide the winner.

CAMPGROUND INFO: (423) 623-2020   EVENT INFO: (423) 623-5710

DIRECTIONS: Take I-40 to exit #440, near Newport, TN, follow signs to

TRIPLE CREEK CAMPGROUND.
Note: We'll be there on Friday too if you would like to come early.