> From: Excite [mailto:Autocopy@CLASSIFIEDS.EXCITECORP.COM]
>
> Female Seeking Female: Long-term, 58 y/o, 5 ft. 10 in. tall,
> Carlsbad, NM ATTRACTIVE & INTELLIGENT
> --------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Hello,
>     I'm a 47 year old/divorced bi-fem who wants would like to
> start a new friendship/companionship.  Looking for mature woman,
> with same desires looking for new experiences.
>     I love camping on the beach in my VW camper, while the
> sun goes down. Would like a sincere reply, if your ad was genuine.

Though I found this sort of email *very* amusing, I've banned
Autocopy@CLASSIFIEDS.EXCITECORP.COM from mailing to the Vanagon list.
Hopefully we won't see any more romantic overtures.

Coyote

Though I feel VERY sorry for any dyke living in Carlsbad, NM.  Bleah!

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