You could always rig up a "whizz tube" like those found in a military
aircraft in the drivers seat.  When the need arises both naturally and
with a 'gater behind you, ready, aim, FIRE!

Max/Joyce Wellhouse wrote:
>
> For those of you men that can urinate into a used baggie while driving( I've
> never been able to so I pull over), launching it out the driver's window
> will send your tailgating bud a nice "personal" message to back off.  Those
> conscious ofthe enviroment need to employ  a simple fishing rod and reel and
> tie the line to the baggie so you don't litter.  A truck driving friend of
> mine would launch these at hippies hitch hiking down the highway.  His
> resaon was shameless unlike mine.
>
> DM&FS
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Steve@Schwenk-Law.com <Steve@Schwenk-Law.com>
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
> Date: Friday, August 27, 1999 10:26 PM
> Subject: Re: Tail lights? (F)
>
> >David Marshall wrote:
> >
> ><<..>>
> >> On a more (semi) serious note... I almost have my rear mounted sprayer
> >> working to perfection... it contains water with some dirty motor oil in
> it
> >> that can spray someone if they follow too close... you know how VW vans
> >> leak soooo much oil  ;p
> >
> >
> >If i get a tail gater or a shadow (those dangerous
> >lurkers who ride right in your blind spot no matter how
> >fast you go), I have a pass. turn the sink on...lets
> >out a nice harmless, water spray...

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Jason M. Yasment
'84 Westfalia
'98 Jetta TDI
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