Found this on cartalk.com this morning.  Thought some might find it funny...  I
know, I probably should have waited 'till Friday, but what the heck...

Alan Bosch
& Phred ('88 Wolfsburg)

<<<Click and Clack,

                   I was in the San Diego airport in July this year when the
following
                   announcement came over the public address system:

                   "Will the owner of the lime-green Volkswagen Beetle parked in
 front of
                   the terminal please move it. You are not being ticketed. You
are not
                   being towed. It's just really, really ugly. Please move it."

                   The whole terminal cracked up.

                   Kevin Ashley >>>