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>23 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90's  (From a friend--I think!)
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>1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave
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>2. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
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>3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of
>cards in years.
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>4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
>family of three.
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>5. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's
>time to eat.  He emails you back from his bedroom,
>"What's for dinner?"
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>6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
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>7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from
>South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next
>door neighbor yet this year.
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>8. You didn't give your valentine a card this year,
>but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web
>page.
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>9. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records
>your college roommate used to play
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>10. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken
>noodle soup to see if it contains echinacea.
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>11. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K
>compliant.
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>12. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox,
>asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
>she can create a screen saver
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>13. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
>phone to see if anyone is home.
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>14. Every commercial on television has a web-site
>address at the bottom of the screen
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>15. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of
>date and now sells for half the price you paid.
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>16. The concept of using real money, instead of credit
>or debit, to make  a purchase is foreign to you.
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>17. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast
>food bags out of the back seat of your car.
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>18. Your reason for not staying in touch with family
>is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
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>19. You consider second-day air delivery painfully
>slow.
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>20. Your dining room table is now your flat filing
>cabinet.
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>21. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored
>Post-it notes
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>22. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
>in person.
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>23.  You're reading this.