Don't forget the classic "Hey, pull my finger!"

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From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf
Of Per Lindgren
Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 4:58 AM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: <F> 21 things to do in the.....

So, the Friday has just started, and it seems like an eternity until the
afternoon and some serious weekend relaxation. So, to get the day going,
and give the moral a little bump, how's about some fun in the elevator?

1: Make a "I am in pain" face, while you stroke yourself against the
forehead and mumble "shut the f*ck up everybody, SHUT UP!"
2: Whistle the first tones of "happy birthday" over and over again
3: Sell raffle tickets
4: Shave
5: Open your suitcase or handbag, look down into it and say "you're sure
you got enough air down there?"
6: Greet everyone that enters the elevator with a firm handshake, and
ask them to call you "Admiral"
7: Stare and smile to the other passengers for a  while, before you
proclaim "I've got new socks!"
8: Mew like a cat every once in a while
9: Make a face while you say "I have to go, I have to go". Then you sigh
and say "oops"
10: Stare at one of the other passengers for a while, then shout "You're
one of them!" Then move over against the wall.
11: Ask every passenger that enters the elevator, if you can press the
floor button for them.
12: Have a puppet on your hand, and talk to the passengers with it.
13: Make everybody sing
14: When there's all quite in the elevator, ask "Is that your pager?"
15: Play an harmonica
16: Say "ding" at every floor
17: Lean against the floor buttons
18: Say "I wonder what this does" and point towards the "Stop" button
19: Draw a square on the floor, and tel the other passengers that this
is your area
20: Bring a chair
21: When someone comes aboard, say "GET OUT!" with a firm, dark voice.

Happy Frydai, and bring your proof of sanity!

PerL