Or the classic.....look over to the person next to you and say, "Hey, Wanna
see my .......?".

----- Original Message -----
From: Charles "Luke" Lukey <luke@SEANET.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 9:13 AM
Subject: Re: <F> 21 things to do in the.....

> Don't forget the classic "Hey, pull my finger!"
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf
> Of Per Lindgren
> Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 4:58 AM
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: <F> 21 things to do in the.....
>
>
> So, the Friday has just started, and it seems like an eternity until the
> afternoon and some serious weekend relaxation. So, to get the day going,
> and give the moral a little bump, how's about some fun in the elevator?
>
> 1: Make a "I am in pain" face, while you stroke yourself against the
> forehead and mumble "shut the f*ck up everybody, SHUT UP!"
> 2: Whistle the first tones of "happy birthday" over and over again
> 3: Sell raffle tickets
> 4: Shave
> 5: Open your suitcase or handbag, look down into it and say "you're sure
> you got enough air down there?"
> 6: Greet everyone that enters the elevator with a firm handshake, and
> ask them to call you "Admiral"
> 7: Stare and smile to the other passengers for a  while, before you
> proclaim "I've got new socks!"
> 8: Mew like a cat every once in a while
> 9: Make a face while you say "I have to go, I have to go". Then you sigh
> and say "oops"
> 10: Stare at one of the other passengers for a while, then shout "You're
> one of them!" Then move over against the wall.
> 11: Ask every passenger that enters the elevator, if you can press the
> floor button for them.
> 12: Have a puppet on your hand, and talk to the passengers with it.
> 13: Make everybody sing
> 14: When there's all quite in the elevator, ask "Is that your pager?"
> 15: Play an harmonica
> 16: Say "ding" at every floor
> 17: Lean against the floor buttons
> 18: Say "I wonder what this does" and point towards the "Stop" button
> 19: Draw a square on the floor, and tel the other passengers that this
> is your area
> 20: Bring a chair
> 21: When someone comes aboard, say "GET OUT!" with a firm, dark voice.
>
> Happy Frydai, and bring your proof of sanity!
>
> PerL
>