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Subject:More Elevator things.. just spray it
From:Horace K. Sawyer
Date:Fri, 5 Nov 1999 21:29:45 -0500

Aw hell, if you're going to go to all that trouble just whip it out and
spray everybody!

(but leave that spray bottle apparatus at home-- just use what God gave you)
: )

Then claim some sort of temporary dementia, or sleepwalking syndromw and
run like hell before the cops catch ya!
The drones will be too stunned to do anything

At 09:55 AM 11/5/99 -0500, Bulley wrote:
>My favorite elevator humor has a technical twist:
>
>carry the spray nozzle and tap line from a spray bottle, and have the line
>and nozzle full of water. Stand in the back of the elevator, and once the
>car fills with business drones, cup your hands strategically around you
>mouth to conceal the sprayer, feign a huge SNEEZE, while spraying a fine
>mist across the back of a few necks...tee-hee.
>

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