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Subject:fridayfunny
From:Austin
Date:Sat, 13 Nov 1999 01:00:04 -0800

Once there was a man named Joe who drove a bus (Vanagon content?) in New
York City.  The name of his bus was the Sesame Street Bus.  Every day Joe
would pick
up the same passengers.  First to get on were two twin ladies, both named
Patti.  They were both very large women.  Next was a man named Ross, who
was a very special person.  After Ross came Lester Cheese.  He would always
sit in the back of the bus and pick his bunions all day long.

One day, Joe came to his boss and said, "Boss, I can't take it anymore.  I
quit!"

"But why Joe", said his boss, "you've driven that bus for years!"

Joe replied, "Because it's the same thing every day.  The same bus, the
same route, the same people.  All day, every day, the same thing.  Two
obese Pattis, special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame
Street Bus!"

Austin

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