Tim, I am sorry but I have to disagree.

In the interest of Vanagon Mythology I feel that these terms must be
enshrined in the folklaw of our community.

I tell you mine if you tell me yours.

Often I am referred to by some of my uncharitable mates as being a

S.N.A.G.
     or
D.I.N.K.

and by the most uncharitable non de plume of them all

Haemorrhoid

There I told you mine.  Fill us in.

Ray Hunnam