Jeff is definitely sharing too much!

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-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Stewart <Fonman4277@aol.com>
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Date: Friday, December 10, 1999 10:05 AM
Subject: Re: porta potti and explosion(funny story)

>Since we're back on the subject of porta-pottis, here's a funny story from
my
>trip to BBTT back in October. I had had a few beers after getting my
daughter
>to bed around 9:30. About 11:00pm, I decided to turn in myself. At around 3
>am I woke to natures call, tried to ignore it, but couldn't. I carefully
>climbed down from the top bunk, trying not to wake my daughter who was
>sleeping in the lower bunk. It was dark- I mean really dark- fumbling
around,
>I find the porta-potti, raise the lid, kneel down and go about my business.
>When I stood up, however, the knees of the sweat pants I was wearing were
>wet, as were my feet . Yup, in the darkness I had missed the bowl
completely
>and had gone on the floor!!  Everything had "sounded" OK in the dark, had
no
>clue as to what I was doing til I stood up. Luckily, I had just carpeted
the
>camper with a scrap I picked up when my office was recarpeted- it went in
the
>dumpster at the campground. The sweat pants got shoved into one of the
>plastic trash bags I'd brought along. Thought you all might find this
>amusing.  Jeff S.