At 08:13 PM 12/10/99 EST, David Cooper wrote:
>My wife thinks I have entered some kind of cult now that I have bought my 82
>Westie.  I reassured her (after sharing some of the Friday humor with her)
>that it is merely a community albeit one with people at least as demented as
>my self.  So any tips on how to brainwash my wife? :)
>David
>
1) sleep depravation.  Ask her to help you with a coolant flush or for A/C
units, a thermostat replacement.

2) lack of protien in diet.  Just pack the pantry wrong.

3) constant indoctrination.  Have her answer your e-mail while you "work on
the Westy"

worked for Patty Hearst, should work for you.

Or......

If you have kids, leave them with the sitter/friend/relative/etc.. and take
her on a romantic overnight trip.  Might be faster than the above meathod.

Chris Smith