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Jeff Stewart wrote:
>
> In a message dated 99-12-17 09:50:26 EST, you write:
>
> << Easy list to make, esp. for us younger guys:
>
>  girlfriend >>
>
> What, can't us older guys bring girlfriends too?
> The list for us "older" guys:
> 1) Box of "Depends"
> 2) Geritol
> 3) AARP membership card
> 4) crossword puzzles
> 5) La-Z-Boy recliner
> 6) cell phone ( Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!)
> 7) spare bulbs for the turn signals ( because we just drove 300 miles with
> the left
> blinker on)
> 8) spare brake shoes (because we also left the parking brake on)
> 9) Milk of Magnesia
>
> Merry Christmas Everyone, young & old!       Jeff S.