Dont forget the Viagra!!

Happy holidays all, going climbing Colorado till new years! (going to
have a mountain of email to sort through when I get back...)

>In a message dated 99-12-17 09:50:26 EST, you write:
>
><< Easy list to make, esp. for us younger guys:
>
>  girlfriend >>
>
>What, can't us older guys bring girlfriends too?
>The list for us "older" guys:
>1) Box of "Depends"
>2) Geritol
>3) AARP membership card
>4) crossword puzzles
>5) La-Z-Boy recliner
>6) cell phone ( Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!)
>7) spare bulbs for the turn signals ( because we just drove 300 miles with
>the left
>blinker on)
>8) spare brake shoes (because we also left the parking brake on)
>9) Milk of Magnesia
>
>Merry Christmas Everyone, young & old!       Jeff S.

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Kevin and/or Heather

Where have the years gone? Why, into the usual vices of the romantic
idealist: into sloth amd melancholy, each feeding upon and
reinforcing the other, into love and marriage and the begetting of
children, into the strenuous maneuvers of earning a living without
living to earn, into travel and play and music and drink and talk and
laughter, into saving the world - but saving the world was only a
hobby. Into watching cloud formations float across our planetary
skies. But mostly into sloth and melancholy and I don't regret a
moment of it.

Edward Abbey.