Hi All and thanks to those who contributed following last week's appeal for
Mock Millennium ideas:
The "party" is rounding into form:
In a room decorated with mock orange, ambiance provided by some synthesizer
elevator music we begin the menu with:
    Beverages: non-alcoholic beer, non-alcoholic "champagne" or powdered
milk;
    Instant iced tea
    Mock Turtle soup followed by
    Fake (Pollock) crab-meat salad
    Tofu-turkey with instant potatoes or minute rice and instant stuffing
    Instant rice pudding or instant tapioca or "anything with jello" for
dessert
    Non-caffeine, non-coffee beverage with powdered milk and aspartame
    All of you are invited but if you come, you will find an empty house
    and will feel as "mocked" as many of us do with the millennium
media-hype.

    Happy Final Year of the 20th Century to all (after all ONE year of the
20th Century must begin with"20"); hope it's a good one!
Leo
Meaford ON
31665600 seconds until the New Millennium